when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
what
legend milk
legend cow
legend moo
legend skim
legend ???
Oh
My
God
Wait for it…
Idgi
omg
IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs
are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me
man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture.
Oh my gosh this is amazing
wow
No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth
That looks like heaven
Exactly we fucked it up
Super fun necklaces from Eclectic Eccentricity, a store for “the girl who is inquisitive of heart & inquiring of mind”.
one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”
THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck
I was upset, and then delighted.
IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO
OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
I think its perfect.
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks” you have no respect for your child and you need to change your parenting tactics
i made this a month ago and the worst thing about it is that so many people can relate